1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:38,417 --> 00:01:40,833 You have a honey now? Since when? 4 00:01:41,042 --> 00:01:42,208 Let it ride. 5 00:01:45,292 --> 00:01:46,833 Done stuff with her? 6 00:01:47,167 --> 00:01:48,583 But that guy's a dick. 7 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:50,458 He's a walking butthole! 8 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:54,458 l'm killing myself... 9 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:08,042 Turn on the sex ray. Walk over and lock lips. 10 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:10,208 Rape her too? Great advice! 11 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,167 You may not get the chance again. 12 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,208 Don't you ever make a move? 13 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:24,500 l'm the Arabic romantic type. Plus l'm onto Laura. 14 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:31,750 Ok, here l go! 15 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:43,000 Hi there. Ok? 16 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:44,292 Who are you? 17 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:50,417 l guess you wouldn't want to go out with me? 18 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:52,208 No. 19 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:56,750 Well? 20 00:02:57,792 --> 00:02:58,792 lt looks good. 21 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,958 She just split up with a guy 22 00:03:01,167 --> 00:03:05,208 and isn't ready for anything too volcanic yet. 23 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:10,917 You see. Always make a move. Always. 24 00:03:11,250 --> 00:03:14,375 THE FRENCH KlSSERS 25 00:03:21,958 --> 00:03:23,917 Your hair's really classy. 26 00:03:24,125 --> 00:03:25,125 Yeah? 27 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:27,500 This is kind of awkward... 28 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,583 Don't let anyone see us. 29 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:33,375 You can keep a secret, right? 30 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,333 l heard what you said to Leslie. 31 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:42,875 lt was cute. She doesn't know what she's missing. 32 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:45,708 l was thinking we could meet later, 33 00:03:46,167 --> 00:03:48,750 then go to my place and make love. 34 00:03:49,292 --> 00:03:51,583 l want a man's body close to mine. 35 00:03:53,417 --> 00:03:55,667 But only if you want to, ok? 36 00:03:55,875 --> 00:03:57,708 l want to. You bet l do! 37 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,083 See you later. 38 00:04:08,167 --> 00:04:10,667 Laura was supposed to be mine! 39 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:13,875 Yeah, but l make the moves. On your advice. 40 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:15,667 She's dumped Loic? 41 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:17,542 He'll beat you to a pulp. 42 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:28,458 She's dumb. 43 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:30,417 She's so hot. 44 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:32,958 Her eyes are blue as detergent. 45 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:34,667 Maybe you'll shag her. 46 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:37,208 l'll kill myself if you do. 47 00:04:37,833 --> 00:04:39,750 No, first you, then myself. 48 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:47,917 Go, Lucky Strike! 49 00:05:03,042 --> 00:05:03,792 The TV mag. 50 00:05:06,042 --> 00:05:06,833 Mahmoud... 51 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:27,042 What now? 52 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:29,542 - l blow you in the toilets. - Yeah? 53 00:05:29,833 --> 00:05:31,375 With a mug like that? 54 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,000 Well? 55 00:05:48,792 --> 00:05:49,708 What's that? 56 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,500 The biology test. 57 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:53,875 - There's a test? - Yeah, a test. 58 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:56,917 ''Yeah, a test.'' Stupid cow. 59 00:05:57,125 --> 00:05:59,250 - You knew? - There's no test. 60 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:02,333 - There's a test? - Shit, l forgot! 61 00:06:02,542 --> 00:06:05,083 You jerks, he told us two weeks ago. 62 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:08,042 lt'll be just another crap grade for you. 63 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:09,458 Let me see. 64 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:11,625 lt's too late to revise now! 65 00:06:11,833 --> 00:06:14,917 ''lt's too late now.'' Are you dumb or what? 66 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,750 What a clown! 67 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:20,958 ln-flight collision between Herv� and my bag. 68 00:06:21,167 --> 00:06:22,500 Got any cash? 69 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:31,292 Hey, it's Moumoud! Moumoud, the class hood! 70 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:32,792 ls it you, Moumoud? 71 00:06:33,167 --> 00:06:36,917 Think you're tough, big boy in the 'hood? 72 00:06:37,125 --> 00:06:38,208 He's paying 73 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:41,583 for massacring innocents in a previous life. 74 00:06:41,917 --> 00:06:43,208 Hands down. 75 00:06:45,125 --> 00:06:46,708 Who is this brute? 76 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:48,667 - Loic, ma'am. - lt wasn't me. 77 00:06:48,917 --> 00:06:51,250 Silence. You're in detention! 78 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:56,375 Put that cross away! Very pretty... 79 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:01,750 l was revising till midnight. l'm beat. 80 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:03,542 Let me see the test. 81 00:07:05,583 --> 00:07:07,333 - Yeah, let's see. - Cut it out. 82 00:07:07,542 --> 00:07:09,667 What's it on? Penetration? 83 00:07:09,917 --> 00:07:11,208 Piss off, will you! 84 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:16,292 ls there a test today? 85 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:20,958 Camel, hearing you makes me want to go back to bed. Sit down. 86 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:23,875 Sir, you said the test was next week. 87 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:27,125 - ls it next week? - Sure, Benjamin. Sit down. 88 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,083 ls there a test? 89 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:37,917 You're not all going to ask the same question. 90 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:41,250 You noted it and l told you four times. 91 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:44,542 Herv�, you only need your pencil case. 92 00:07:46,042 --> 00:07:48,542 Aurore, sit down. 93 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:51,625 ls there really a test? 94 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:54,042 Didn't you note it down? 95 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:56,375 - Yes, l did. - That's good. 96 00:07:57,708 --> 00:07:59,333 l noted there was a test. 97 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:00,917 That's good, Oc�ane. 98 00:08:21,583 --> 00:08:22,708 Quiet. 99 00:08:30,917 --> 00:08:32,667 Loic, pass this back. 100 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,125 From all the girls. 101 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:38,375 Yeah? 102 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:44,250 UR AN UGLY SHlTHED 103 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:46,833 What is it? 104 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:49,583 What is it? 105 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:00,208 Goodbye. 106 00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:10,708 Come and see, sweetheart. 107 00:10:12,042 --> 00:10:13,583 lt's a disaster. Look. 108 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:15,583 My washing's filthy. 109 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:19,500 Boxers, T-shirts, socks... l'll have to do it all again. 110 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:21,000 lt stinks of shit! 111 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:23,208 Don't be so vulgar. 112 00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:25,250 No idea what it is. 113 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,250 lt's from your teacher's balcony upstairs. 114 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:31,750 l looked but he says it's not from his place. 115 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:34,417 He touched me up in the elevator. 116 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:37,208 He touched my cock like this. 117 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:39,458 Stupid, that's not funny. 118 00:10:39,958 --> 00:10:42,875 No one will believe you if it ever happens 119 00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:44,792 and it'll ruin your life. 120 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,458 Thanks, l can count on you. 121 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:52,000 l'm sorry. 122 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:55,458 Hold on, people can see us. 123 00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:03,167 Fifteenth Street 124 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:07,625 Hello, everybody, and welcome to your very own show. 125 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:08,917 This week's class... 126 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:12,667 Know what l found in my e-mail at the agency? 127 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:13,833 No, tell me. 128 00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:16,917 Your report. Sent by e-mail. Very modern. 129 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:19,333 You liked it. Was it a blast? 130 00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:21,750 lt's not brilliant. 131 00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:24,625 Can't you get more than 1 0? 132 00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:26,792 1 0 is better than less. 133 00:11:27,042 --> 00:11:29,458 They can't throw me out now anyway. 134 00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:33,083 l wish you'd get 1 1 or 1 2 for once. 135 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:35,375 l'd see you making progress. 136 00:11:36,208 --> 00:11:37,667 Like a plant growing. 137 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:42,208 But you creep over the ground. See what l mean? 138 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,583 You're a poet now? 139 00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:47,958 Your teachers never put ''room for improvement''. 140 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,708 lt's always ''average''. 141 00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:53,583 There's less and less room for average people. 142 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:56,667 Nice pasta bake, huh? 143 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,375 l loved that as a kid. 144 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,500 - You're weird. - That's depression. 145 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,292 You get all nostalgic. 146 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:10,250 l have to express it. How else can l share it? 147 00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,208 Herv�... 148 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,292 Be nice... 149 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,292 to your mother. 150 00:12:18,958 --> 00:12:20,500 Move your damn feet. 151 00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:42,583 Come right on in! 152 00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:44,542 Sorry. 153 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,542 No, l'm busy. 154 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:52,625 Calm down, l just need to put this away. 155 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,417 l want some peace! 156 00:12:57,958 --> 00:12:59,792 - To masturbate? - Enough! 157 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:01,500 Get out! 158 00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:58,375 From 6 to 8 daily, 159 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:02,000 your techno wake-up on Bretunes. 160 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,208 Megamix. 161 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:28,875 Fuck... 162 00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:49,667 So, remember, if B, D and K are equal to zero... 163 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,292 l get on the bus, hold the pole, 164 00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:55,125 and l get this really wild hard-on. 165 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:58,250 Electromagnetic waves cause that. 166 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,833 ln your cock, you have these receivers 167 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,583 that react to engines. 168 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,333 The waves dilate the veins, 169 00:15:06,542 --> 00:15:09,500 they fill with blood and you get hard. 170 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,250 lt's hell in construction. 171 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:16,542 The guys on bulldozers have wood all day long. 172 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,667 l wouldn't mind driving one. 173 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,417 l have your homework. 174 00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:23,583 From last time. 175 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:28,083 lt looks as if most of you don't understand coordinates. 176 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,167 We'll review that. 177 00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,333 Can you do it in order? 178 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,208 - Good idea. - No! 179 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:36,792 To see our ranking, 180 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,083 how we're evolving. 181 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:43,625 That requires a debate but there's no time now. 182 00:15:44,042 --> 00:15:47,125 - l think we want a debate, sir. - Who asked you? 183 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,250 Sir, Wulfran is class rep. 184 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:52,833 We elected him. He can do something for once, 185 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,000 so let him. 186 00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:56,083 Sit down. 187 00:15:56,292 --> 00:15:58,583 Who wants to vote on a debate? 188 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,792 Looks like the majority. A debate's in order. 189 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,667 Sit down. 190 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:07,250 - What is this? - Ranking is good. 191 00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:10,250 - You're nuts. - You're a total crypto-fascist. 192 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,542 You said it. You're nuts. 193 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:16,417 Life is all about ranking. The strong crush the weak. 194 00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,417 l like a chick's feet best. 195 00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:26,333 When l look at a shoe's creases, 196 00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:29,208 l know if a chick has pretty feet. 197 00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:32,000 You're a total deviant fetishist. 198 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,958 So who has pretty feet? 199 00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:36,750 - Laura? - Pretty feet. 200 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,250 - The history teacher. - So-so. 201 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,542 - Jennifer? - No, ugly feet. 202 00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:46,458 Aurore. 203 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,708 Yeah, not bad feet l'd say. 204 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,042 Me? 205 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,625 Yours are gross. 206 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,292 Your face tells me that. 207 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,083 Thanks a lot. 208 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,500 No room here! 209 00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,167 Get lost. 210 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,875 We could have let him. 211 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,292 We don't have to. 212 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,417 When do we get a chick? 213 00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:13,958 Jennifer, 214 00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:17,833 l love you. And my love, see, 215 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:20,583 is like an ocean. 216 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,083 And you're the beach. 217 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,583 Will you be my beach? 218 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,792 Yeah. 219 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,417 Fuck, no! 220 00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:58,167 Hello. 221 00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:01,542 Do you have a double-bass score by Mozart? 222 00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,125 Everything's over there. 223 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,875 You again? Stop pissing me off! 224 00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:11,667 What are you staring at? Get lost! 225 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,292 Move it! 226 00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:15,083 Move it! 227 00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:21,708 Hey, you two apes up there, cut it out! 228 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,375 For Christ's sake... 229 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,792 - What? - Excuse me... 230 00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:41,292 Have you seen a man, aged 40, 231 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:43,042 smoking all the time? 232 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,958 l'm sorry, l don't understand. 233 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,042 My husband went out. There are riots. 234 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,583 De Gaulle has fled. 235 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:54,458 Didn't you know? This is the future. 236 00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:56,875 They just thawed you out. 237 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,917 Talk about heartless. 238 00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,667 Hey, it's funny. 239 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,042 More mail order? Can't we get a real porn mag? 240 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,875 These are real girls. lt's good. 241 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:19,042 Look, it's rare. A collector's item. 242 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,333 La Redoute 1 986. 243 00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:23,958 l took it from my gran's after she died. 244 00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,167 Noticed? 245 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,792 The photos aren't touched up like nowadays. 246 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,500 Look, you can see 247 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,667 their pussies and nipples. 248 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,333 Silky soft breasts... 249 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:38,875 Silky, thick breasts, like your hair! 250 00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,292 That's my style. 251 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,000 Hi. 252 00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,542 That old woman was weird. 253 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:16,875 Yeah. 254 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:20,750 - Think it's Alzheimer's? - Probably. 255 00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:24,958 lmagine us like that. 256 00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:26,833 Yeah! We'll get cancer! 257 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:42,500 - Turn your Arab music down. - Knock! 258 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,750 We share this bathroom. 259 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,875 What were you doing? 260 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,542 Masturbating? Thinking of what? 261 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:56,875 Of you! Jesus, haven't you heard of privacy? 262 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:02,125 l gave birth to you, so spare me privacy. 263 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,625 You piss me off, ok! 264 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:07,333 You piss me off! l'm sick of it! 265 00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,875 You fucking piss me off! 266 00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:14,000 Back off or l'll call the abused kids' helpline! 267 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,042 So call it. Call it! 268 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,667 You'll have a great life in a home! 269 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,458 You piss me off! 270 00:21:21,667 --> 00:21:22,708 Yes, it'd be great! 271 00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:27,000 Every day, you're here busting my balls about jerking off! 272 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,125 You piss me off! 273 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:32,500 You can't jerk off in peace around here! 274 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,542 l don't believe it. 275 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:48,417 Shit, it sucks. 276 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,542 - What's up? - lt's bad. 277 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:51,875 Yeah? 278 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,583 Why are you crying? 279 00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:01,000 What's going on? 280 00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:03,583 - Good news: Loic's dead. - No kidding? 281 00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:05,167 What killed him? 282 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:07,750 The main thing is he's dead. 283 00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:09,667 ''My sweet wife, 284 00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:12,500 ''l'm writing this on a flat stone 285 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,500 ''amid the mud and shells, 286 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,125 ''between two showers of icy rain. 287 00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:22,083 ''l don't know if it will reach you. l'd rather not think about that.'' 288 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,417 What was it? An overdose? 289 00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:27,083 Meningitis. 290 00:22:27,292 --> 00:22:30,250 He was doing this like he had a stiff neck. 291 00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,417 They'll quarantine us. 292 00:22:32,917 --> 00:22:35,583 l bet loads of us are condemned. 293 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,542 You're losing it, dude. 294 00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:38,792 The gang of four, 295 00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:42,750 you could at least listen with a little respect. 296 00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:45,000 Are you sensitive? 297 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,083 Deep inside. 298 00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:50,667 Are you totally frozen up? 299 00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:53,833 No, sir, we're not frozen up. 300 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:58,750 Glad to hear it, Camel. 301 00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:02,208 l'll carry on. 302 00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:05,750 ''A new offensive has led us into battle.'' 303 00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:10,583 Herv�, l'll do you a turd burger. 304 00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:12,000 Fuck! 305 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:16,208 Loic, death is not always the end. 306 00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:18,250 lt can be a beginning too. 307 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,583 Can't it, ma'am? 308 00:23:19,792 --> 00:23:21,333 Yes, that's true. 309 00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:25,375 lt's like your final exam. You think it's an end 310 00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:27,625 but it's the start of a new era. 311 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:30,500 Plus, you're a good student. 312 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:35,958 What happened? 313 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,167 lt was the tap, it's not piss. 314 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:39,958 Loic's granddad died. 315 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:42,250 His granddad! l thought... 316 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,792 Are your grandparents dead? 317 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,708 Yeah, in a crash when l was tiny. l don't remember them. 318 00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:50,833 Crushed, all four in one go. 319 00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,125 Mine are alive. 320 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,792 lt'd be weird if they died. l love them. 321 00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:00,667 Don't worry, they won't die. 322 00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:04,083 They will one day but not yet. 323 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:07,292 Grandparents usually die at a really old age. 324 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,292 Are yours average old? 325 00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:11,500 Yeah. 326 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,958 Average means they'll never die. 327 00:24:14,167 --> 00:24:15,917 Well, they will but... 328 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,333 Thanks. 329 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:25,458 Within the walls of Saint Malo, see Brittany's top rap artists: 330 00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:29,958 Armor Ghetto, Rennes en Force, Les Cousins de Lamballe and others. 331 00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:35,417 With, for this new festival, 50 Cent as the event's sponsor. 332 00:24:35,667 --> 00:24:37,458 A historic event... 333 00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,250 Historic... 334 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:41,500 Fuck! 335 00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:52,500 French: hand in essay on historikal dude. 336 00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:56,167 ''And so Curtis Jackson, 337 00:24:56,333 --> 00:25:00,708 ''alias 50 Cent, wouldn't be a star if he'd died after the attack 338 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,250 ''linked to his various deals. 339 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:07,708 ''As he said, ''Guys want me dead but l'm immortal, nigga.'' 340 00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:12,500 l'm not sure about the conclusion. 341 00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:14,792 lt's kind of clumsy. 342 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,333 lt's what he said. 343 00:25:16,542 --> 00:25:19,083 Maybe, but it could be more forceful. 344 00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:22,542 And l'm not sure 50 Cent is a historical figure. 345 00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:25,125 C'mon, he's totally historical! 346 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:28,833 Did the guy who shot him say anything first? 347 00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:30,167 Yeah... 348 00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:34,833 ''Fuckin' nigga wise guy. Who d'you think you are, nigga?'' 349 00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:38,750 Ok. 350 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,083 Benjamin, Meryl... 351 00:25:48,292 --> 00:25:50,042 l'm scared l might faint. 352 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,458 Faint while you do it! 353 00:25:54,917 --> 00:25:57,417 Follow the cones. Memorise the path. 354 00:25:58,583 --> 00:26:00,083 You'll get over it. 355 00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:03,917 Follow the cones. Good! 356 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:05,958 Memorise the path. 357 00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:08,167 Gently. That's good. 358 00:26:08,417 --> 00:26:09,625 Not bad. Useless! 359 00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:11,292 She helped you out? 360 00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:12,917 lt's a sex thing! 361 00:26:13,417 --> 00:26:14,667 Sure, genius. 362 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,583 Blindfolds, l said. 363 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:18,417 Herv�, Camel, you now. 364 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,667 Laura's crying. Loic just dumped her. 365 00:26:22,542 --> 00:26:23,708 Camel, pathetic! 366 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:27,250 - Are you ok? - Belt up, you ugly cow! 367 00:26:27,458 --> 00:26:29,208 l don't hear the whistle? 368 00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:48,167 Your bag's so heavy! 369 00:26:48,958 --> 00:26:50,042 What's in it? 370 00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:51,917 - You steal stuff? - No. 371 00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:53,792 Let me see. 372 00:26:54,125 --> 00:26:55,792 l steal. l got this today. 373 00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:01,292 - What for? - No idea. lt's a buzz. 374 00:27:01,542 --> 00:27:03,167 A really big buzz. 375 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:06,333 Each time, l tell myself it's the last. 376 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,667 That's when it gets really good. 377 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:12,875 l often dump the stuff. Stealing's the best part. 378 00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:14,958 Don't you get that? 379 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:16,125 No. 380 00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:19,458 Usually, l prefer to buy but stealing's cool. 381 00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,542 Girls like broken noses. 382 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:26,417 They're kind of sexy and virile, like boxers. 383 00:27:26,958 --> 00:27:28,667 l'm no big fan though. 384 00:27:29,542 --> 00:27:33,125 l hope mine's not broken. lt's huge enough already. 385 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:34,833 Does it hurt? 386 00:27:35,375 --> 00:27:37,583 - lf l do this, does it hurt? - Fuck! 387 00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:39,917 Must be tough kissing. 388 00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:43,167 Gotta go. 389 00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:48,167 What's taking so long? 390 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:51,333 Piss off, asshole. 391 00:28:55,875 --> 00:28:56,708 Hi. 392 00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:02,125 Busy Saturday night? 393 00:29:02,917 --> 00:29:06,458 Saturday? l don't like going out much on Saturdays. 394 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:09,750 lt's the only day l get to rest, see. 395 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:14,917 My sister's having a party for her business school diploma. 396 00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:17,292 l can invite some pals. 397 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:23,167 l don't know if l'm busy. l'll let you know. 398 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,958 Hi. 399 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,000 l'm free. Can l come? 400 00:29:28,292 --> 00:29:29,500 Well, listen... 401 00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:31,500 l'll see. 402 00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:35,250 Are people like Laura going? ls Laura going? 403 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:36,833 Well, listen... 404 00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:38,792 l have to go. 405 00:29:41,667 --> 00:29:43,167 She wants your body! 406 00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:45,792 Bullshit. She can invite pals. 407 00:29:46,042 --> 00:29:47,583 She insisted on ''pals''. 408 00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:51,875 She wants your body. l'll hook Laura, Arabic-style. 409 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,583 Gimme the banana. 410 00:29:56,542 --> 00:29:57,708 Pass me the brew. 411 00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:00,792 Are you all set? 412 00:30:07,833 --> 00:30:09,833 There's a corpse-like mood... 413 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,542 Let's get started. 414 00:30:24,042 --> 00:30:27,000 Satan, Prince of Darkness, 415 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:30,667 allow your children to speak to the dead. 416 00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:35,625 Satan, Prince of Darkness, 417 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:39,333 allow your children to speak to the dead. 418 00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:42,833 Who are you, Spirit of the Darkness? 419 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:45,375 Lucifer? 420 00:30:49,792 --> 00:30:51,250 ls it you, Grandpa? 421 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:54,583 Hitler? 422 00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:58,833 - Fuck, it's Hitler! - Stop right there. 423 00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:01,500 Ask him a question. 424 00:31:04,083 --> 00:31:07,583 Hitler, will l get to lock lips with Laura 425 00:31:07,917 --> 00:31:09,583 or shag her at the party? 426 00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:12,292 N... 427 00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:14,167 O... 428 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:15,458 W... 429 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,375 A... Y. 430 00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:19,958 Weird, Hitler saying, ''No way.'' 431 00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:23,167 Who'll get a chick first? 432 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,542 B... 433 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,208 E... 434 00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:28,500 N. 435 00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:29,417 Jerk! 436 00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:30,875 You're heavy, dude! 437 00:31:31,375 --> 00:31:32,708 l didn't move it. 438 00:31:32,917 --> 00:31:34,792 My heart was pounding! 439 00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:36,792 l wasn't moving it, ok! 440 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,125 This sucks anyway. 441 00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:40,333 We should kill animals. 442 00:31:40,792 --> 00:31:43,083 Let's get chickens from a pet shop. 443 00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:45,208 - Right. - Let's do the TV thing. 444 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,625 You tune to a scrambled channel, 445 00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:51,458 call up spirits and they create interference. 446 00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:54,333 - That sucks. - lt sucks. 447 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,083 All your ideas suck. 448 00:31:56,417 --> 00:31:57,667 - You suck. - Yeah, you suck. 449 00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,708 You suck and you're fat. 450 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:04,625 My phone! 451 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:07,958 A phone? You only know us. 452 00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:09,375 Shut up. 453 00:32:09,583 --> 00:32:11,375 Hello, Mum? 454 00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:12,708 ''Hello, Mum''... 455 00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:18,208 Could you tell Camel not to come, please? 456 00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:22,750 He's forcing himself in and Laura won't come if he does. 457 00:32:22,958 --> 00:32:25,500 lt's because he's an Arab, right? 458 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:27,250 Rubbish. That's not why. 459 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:30,792 He'll understand. l'm like his big brother. 460 00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:40,458 Can we come to Aurore's party? 461 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,625 - We'd like to come too. - No way. 462 00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:45,708 Try to get us in. Make an effort... 463 00:32:45,917 --> 00:32:48,250 lt's not that big, there's no room. 464 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:52,083 lt's invitation only. Some guests can't even come. 465 00:32:52,292 --> 00:32:53,542 lt's touch and go for me. 466 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:55,375 You shit, you could ask. 467 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:58,417 Forget it. They're glad to get rid of us. 468 00:32:58,667 --> 00:33:00,500 l see what hypocrisy is now. 469 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:02,667 Get outta here. Give us a break. 470 00:33:03,125 --> 00:33:06,083 - What do we do? - l wanted to tell you... 471 00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:08,208 l mean... 472 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,583 l might not be going. 473 00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:15,167 l bet it'll suck, let's not go. 474 00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:17,625 lt'll be a blast. lf you don't go 475 00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:20,000 give me her address. l'll go. 476 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,500 You're nuts. 477 00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:26,333 Emma on Mondrian. 478 00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:28,083 Excellent. 1 8. 479 00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:36,958 lt's not the end of the world. You can improve. 480 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:40,125 ''Only tears can heal,'' Oscar Wilde said. 481 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:43,958 1 4 and she's blubbing. What a joke. 482 00:33:44,542 --> 00:33:45,958 Mahmoud... 483 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:48,917 Not a bad essay on Jimmy Carter. 484 00:33:49,583 --> 00:33:51,250 1 7. Laura... 485 00:33:51,458 --> 00:33:53,042 ''The borderline experiences 486 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:56,125 ''of a teacher in Brittany's gay underworld.'' 487 00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:58,500 What's that? 488 00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:00,250 Can you sign it? 489 00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:03,292 Later. 490 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:04,958 Put that away. 491 00:34:08,042 --> 00:34:09,125 Herv�... 492 00:34:10,167 --> 00:34:13,417 An essay on an American rap artist... 493 00:34:14,625 --> 00:34:16,125 50 Cents. 494 00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:17,583 A bad start 495 00:34:18,417 --> 00:34:22,667 but the conclusion sheds a new light. Charming. 1 2. 496 00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:25,250 Holy cow, 1 2 out of 20! 497 00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:27,417 The best day of my life! 498 00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:31,333 Camel, you chose Rocco Siffredi. 499 00:34:32,917 --> 00:34:35,625 No historical relevance: 8 out of 20. 500 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:38,292 l worked my ass off! 501 00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:39,958 Language. 502 00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:44,583 Get out the soldiers' letters. 503 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,667 We'll carry on reading. 504 00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:48,417 Lend us one, we forgot ours. 505 00:34:48,625 --> 00:34:49,875 - Sure. - Cool. Thanks. 506 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:51,208 Or rather no. 507 00:34:51,417 --> 00:34:53,042 This is hypocrisy, see. 508 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:54,750 Don't be a shit, man. 509 00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:56,917 l think we were up to... 510 00:34:57,583 --> 00:34:59,000 page 1 29. 511 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:05,333 ''A new offensive has led us into battle.'' 512 00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:12,625 - Get down now. - No, l'm ok. 513 00:35:12,833 --> 00:35:15,583 Three heavy flow packs. The violet ones. 514 00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,500 Who's this l see? 515 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:21,042 My pal Herv�. 516 00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:23,250 - Check, man. How goes it? - Hello. 517 00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:24,625 Hello, ma'am. 518 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:27,667 Mr Jeanquatte, the year supervisor. 519 00:35:29,167 --> 00:35:30,917 - Hello. - Ma'am. 520 00:35:31,292 --> 00:35:34,292 You must have plenty on your plate with him. 521 00:35:34,542 --> 00:35:36,417 He's a real hoodlum, Herv�. 522 00:35:36,792 --> 00:35:37,875 Meaning? 523 00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:40,833 lf he's trouble, let me know, ok. 524 00:35:42,625 --> 00:35:46,708 No, he's one of the nicest kids and he's well-behaved too. 525 00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:50,500 He gets that from his father. He's in the army. 526 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:54,667 Everyone has to get out of his way. Herv�'s like that too. 527 00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:57,500 Put him in detention, it'll do him good. 528 00:35:57,833 --> 00:35:59,250 Hello. 529 00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:01,625 Herv�, 3C. And his mother. 530 00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:08,750 We haven't finished. 531 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,125 We'll leave you to it. 532 00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:12,583 Happy shopping. 533 00:36:14,792 --> 00:36:17,083 - lt's a secret, ok? - No problem, nigga. 534 00:36:19,292 --> 00:36:20,208 Goodbye. 535 00:36:31,042 --> 00:36:33,708 ls there a girl you're sweet on at this party? 536 00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:35,083 l bet there is. 537 00:36:35,417 --> 00:36:38,125 You actually asked to come here today. 538 00:36:40,167 --> 00:36:41,375 You want to dress up? 539 00:36:41,792 --> 00:36:43,792 You know life inside out. 540 00:36:44,292 --> 00:36:45,333 l know you. 541 00:36:45,542 --> 00:36:47,708 l'm inside your head! 542 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:51,292 Look at the sweater! 543 00:36:52,458 --> 00:36:55,500 l need one. They all have one in my class. 544 00:36:56,167 --> 00:36:56,875 - Please. - No. 545 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,375 Top quality. lt'll last 5 years. 546 00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:01,917 lt's an Arab thing. Hideous! 547 00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:05,167 l am an Arab. Please... 548 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:10,917 You're not coming. 549 00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:13,292 Leave your hair. You're not coming. 550 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,333 - l'll just see where you're going. - Stay here. 551 00:37:16,917 --> 00:37:17,917 Come on. 552 00:37:20,792 --> 00:37:22,083 Get lost now, ok. 553 00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:24,333 - Sure this is it? - Yes, l am. 554 00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:26,000 Cut it out! 555 00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:28,167 You're pissing me off! 556 00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:31,917 V�ner? What're you doing here? 557 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,500 Aurore invited me. 558 00:37:35,792 --> 00:37:38,333 Don't tell me you believed her? 559 00:37:39,208 --> 00:37:40,667 Brought your woman? 560 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:45,458 - Who's this? - My name's Herv�. 561 00:37:45,667 --> 00:37:47,958 Come in. Don't just stand there. 562 00:37:48,792 --> 00:37:49,875 l love your name. 563 00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:53,333 l'm Constance. 564 00:37:54,292 --> 00:37:56,042 Come and get a drink. 565 00:38:00,417 --> 00:38:02,333 Herv�! This is Herv�. 566 00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:05,208 My cousins: Ludivine, Marie and Suzanne. 567 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:08,208 - Great sweater! - Going out with our cousin? 568 00:38:08,417 --> 00:38:10,667 - What? You're nuts! - She's right. 569 00:38:10,875 --> 00:38:13,000 You're dumb if you don't. 570 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,792 - He's way handsome! - He's way ugly! 571 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,708 Yeah, he's ugly. 572 00:38:27,125 --> 00:38:28,458 This is Herv�. 573 00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:29,667 The bloody nose... 574 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:33,250 You're very cute though. Hello. 575 00:38:33,458 --> 00:38:35,500 Why did you say he was a bit... 576 00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:38,958 Ok? What's wrong? 577 00:38:39,167 --> 00:38:42,750 Nothing. l'm in shock. The bar hit my nose really hard. 578 00:38:42,958 --> 00:38:44,625 We hear a lot about you. 579 00:38:44,833 --> 00:38:47,417 Hello. Well, good evening. 580 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,833 l'm his mother. My name's Zo�. 581 00:38:50,042 --> 00:38:51,208 Delighted. V�ronique. 582 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:53,917 Tonight's party 583 00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:57,292 is for my daughter's business school diploma. 584 00:38:59,083 --> 00:38:59,958 Just one child? 585 00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:04,208 He's multiple. lt's like having loads. 586 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,042 How amusing. 587 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:07,958 Are you multiple too? 588 00:39:08,167 --> 00:39:09,083 No, l'm depressive. 589 00:39:11,167 --> 00:39:11,958 That's sad. 590 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:16,917 This is Eric, Anas' father. We were at school together. 591 00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:20,333 And Loic's father. We went to the same school. 592 00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:25,792 lt all brings back memories... 593 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:32,833 What does your Mum do? 594 00:39:33,042 --> 00:39:36,625 She's trying to write and she used to model too. 595 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:37,875 That's neat. 596 00:39:38,083 --> 00:39:40,208 Want something to eat or drink? 597 00:39:40,542 --> 00:39:41,958 No, no alcohol. 598 00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:45,458 Aurore! Look who's here! 599 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,208 Eudes! 600 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,833 You look fabulous! 601 00:39:50,458 --> 00:39:52,375 l'm hot, let's dance. 602 00:39:54,708 --> 00:39:56,500 You're here, are you? 603 00:39:56,750 --> 00:39:58,708 lt'll be a great night then. 604 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,000 You hunk! 605 00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:18,875 Camel, it can't be here. We're too far out of town. 606 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,875 Are you sure it's out here? 607 00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:23,250 Yes, this is it. 608 00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:24,500 Where? 609 00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:28,958 Know what? l want you. 610 00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:40,750 Shit! 611 00:40:40,958 --> 00:40:44,042 Another stepmother to add to the list. 612 00:40:45,167 --> 00:40:46,792 Know what we call my dad? 613 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,417 Dickman. 614 00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,500 Only natural. He's hot. 615 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:01,333 - Want to dance? - Yeah. l dance pretty well too. 616 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,875 St Gr�goire shopping mall! Asshole! 617 00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:31,292 You really took me for a ride, you bastard! 618 00:41:31,792 --> 00:41:32,750 Want a drink? 619 00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:35,375 He gave me the wrong address on purpose. 620 00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,833 Don't go out with this jerk. 621 00:41:47,167 --> 00:41:48,083 They're together? 622 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:51,292 That's why l didn't want you to come. 623 00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:52,917 Fuck! 624 00:41:53,167 --> 00:41:56,208 La Redoute 1 986, page 320, lingerie, on the couch. 625 00:41:58,375 --> 00:42:00,583 That one's mine! 626 00:42:00,792 --> 00:42:02,000 That one's mine! 627 00:42:28,167 --> 00:42:29,042 That's Camel! 628 00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:33,125 Want to dance? 629 00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:35,750 What? 630 00:42:35,958 --> 00:42:38,375 l screwed up. He's a sex addict. 631 00:42:39,042 --> 00:42:40,750 Big problem, he's married... 632 00:42:41,417 --> 00:42:42,958 Ok, we're leaving! 633 00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:50,625 l was an inch from lip-lock. 634 00:42:50,833 --> 00:42:52,917 An inch away isn't spot on. 635 00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:55,333 And Aurore's Mum is old and all. 636 00:42:55,583 --> 00:42:58,500 You're nuts. Mature women are the hottest. 637 00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:00,125 She's hotmom.com. 638 00:43:00,333 --> 00:43:01,208 What? 639 00:43:01,417 --> 00:43:05,000 Really hot porn with mothers banging teenage boys. 640 00:43:05,292 --> 00:43:06,458 ls it any good? 641 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:09,458 My fave, so you can see why l'm happy. 642 00:43:09,667 --> 00:43:12,583 You're going to give up on Laura now? 643 00:43:12,792 --> 00:43:14,167 l can handle both. 644 00:43:14,417 --> 00:43:15,208 Way to go! 645 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,375 - Not taking the bus? - l'm walking. 646 00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:25,958 On your own? 647 00:43:26,167 --> 00:43:28,167 l don't have to be with people. 648 00:43:28,625 --> 00:43:31,292 lt was a great party. Did it end well? 649 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:32,458 Yeah, great. 650 00:43:32,667 --> 00:43:34,375 Laura's mad that Camel came. 651 00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:37,708 He kept ogling my Mum's tits. But it was great. 652 00:43:39,583 --> 00:43:42,000 l was wondering... 653 00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:45,208 Would you like to go out with me? 654 00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,333 - With who? - With me. 655 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:50,125 With you? Are you crazy? 656 00:43:51,042 --> 00:43:55,208 Guys want to go out rather than be friends. l'm too young. 657 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:58,708 When l'm older, ok, but why bother at our age? 658 00:43:58,958 --> 00:44:01,625 - But it's a great experience. - No. 659 00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:06,458 The thing is, see, 660 00:44:06,667 --> 00:44:10,208 you need a safe or you can't keep it at home. 661 00:44:10,792 --> 00:44:14,542 lf you don't use a shooting range, they can take it back. 662 00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:16,667 lt must be cool having a gun. 663 00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:18,750 Ok... 664 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,667 l'll be going. 665 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,833 l have an appointment at home. 666 00:44:24,167 --> 00:44:25,750 Ok, see you. 667 00:44:48,458 --> 00:44:50,208 You changed your mind? 668 00:44:58,875 --> 00:45:00,333 Turn your tongue. 669 00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:02,958 Hey, it's my snogging style. 670 00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:05,458 We all have our own style. 671 00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:08,667 Thank God everyone's different. 672 00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:11,167 Who else have you kissed? 673 00:45:11,708 --> 00:45:13,500 Other people. 674 00:45:13,708 --> 00:45:15,000 Girls, ltalian girls. 675 00:45:15,458 --> 00:45:18,500 l'm off. He's ogling us. See you tomorrow. 676 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:22,583 Doing your homework? 677 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,792 We've seen how action-reaction works 678 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,042 and how a gas injection produces an impulse... 679 00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:43,292 Tongue and all? And the drool? 680 00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:45,875 Doesn't it run out the side? 681 00:46:46,083 --> 00:46:49,542 lt just happens naturally. lt gets sucked back in. 682 00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:51,708 Your mouth's a sucker? 683 00:46:51,917 --> 00:46:54,208 The movement keeps the drool in. 684 00:46:54,417 --> 00:46:57,792 There's a current, like with a boat's propeller. 685 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,500 What movement? 686 00:46:59,708 --> 00:47:02,083 The tongues turn. l'll show you. 687 00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:07,458 There. 688 00:47:07,917 --> 00:47:09,667 Change direction now. 689 00:47:10,542 --> 00:47:11,542 What's going on? 690 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,958 This part of the nozzle becomes broader... 691 00:47:20,292 --> 00:47:21,417 Camel... 692 00:47:21,792 --> 00:47:23,417 l'll let you kiss me. 693 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,250 Ok, go on then. 694 00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:37,542 Dare you to kiss her now. 695 00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:39,167 Think l made it up? 696 00:47:39,375 --> 00:47:40,750 A quick kiss is nothing. 697 00:47:59,292 --> 00:48:00,458 What happened? 698 00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:02,250 lt's over. 699 00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:05,208 She's gone off me. lt didn't last long. 700 00:48:06,042 --> 00:48:07,750 ''l'm in hell here. 701 00:48:08,417 --> 00:48:11,083 ''Suffering and pain are my companions. 702 00:48:11,583 --> 00:48:16,042 ''Perhaps l'll miss them one day in the same way that l miss you.'' 703 00:48:27,042 --> 00:48:27,958 Come on. 704 00:48:28,167 --> 00:48:29,250 What's up? 705 00:48:56,042 --> 00:48:57,708 - You're crying? - No way. 706 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,250 lt's the candy. 707 00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:01,458 Lemon drops make my eyes water. 708 00:49:01,667 --> 00:49:04,042 You can pretend you're crying. 709 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:14,458 You were ashamed of me earlier. 710 00:49:14,667 --> 00:49:17,458 No, but l don't want others to know, ok? 711 00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:19,500 lt's our secret. 712 00:49:19,708 --> 00:49:22,542 lf l was Loic, you'd tell everyone then. 713 00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:26,000 Loic? Give me a break, he's like my brother. 714 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:28,958 You've heard of incest, right? 715 00:49:30,417 --> 00:49:31,625 Let's get married 716 00:49:32,167 --> 00:49:33,542 and have kids. 717 00:49:33,917 --> 00:49:37,500 Then we can go on TV as France's youngest parents. 718 00:49:38,125 --> 00:49:40,583 l dunno. Kind of soon, isn't it? 719 00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:42,875 l was kidding, stupid! 720 00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:45,875 Having a kid must be fun. He obeys you... 721 00:49:46,125 --> 00:49:48,792 He does what you say. He tidies your room... 722 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:52,042 - What's up? - Shut it! 723 00:49:52,292 --> 00:49:54,417 Gotta go or my Mum will yell. 724 00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:57,167 You throw a ball and l shut up? 725 00:49:57,417 --> 00:49:59,333 Don't act smart with me! 726 00:49:59,583 --> 00:50:01,750 l just want an apology, ok! 727 00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:04,125 - ln your dreams! - Apologise! 728 00:50:16,458 --> 00:50:18,375 Hello! 729 00:50:18,583 --> 00:50:21,875 Are you the gay Arab looking to get it up the ass? 730 00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:24,667 Piss off! Who let you in? 731 00:50:24,875 --> 00:50:26,708 Grumpy little piggy... 732 00:50:26,917 --> 00:50:30,333 You turn up late, act like this is your place... 733 00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:33,417 Get yourself a chick too. 734 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:35,208 You're happy. 735 00:50:35,417 --> 00:50:37,000 Happy with your slut! 736 00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:39,208 What's up with him? 737 00:50:39,417 --> 00:50:42,000 Respect me for what l am. 738 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:45,833 - You shagged her? - Yeah. 739 00:50:46,042 --> 00:50:48,625 ln a bush, a real SandM scene, man. 740 00:50:51,167 --> 00:50:52,958 - No kidding? - Moron! 741 00:50:53,542 --> 00:50:57,292 You can do it at our age. We're not kids anymore. 742 00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:58,667 She's not ready. 743 00:50:59,542 --> 00:51:01,208 She's a bit uptight. 744 00:51:01,417 --> 00:51:04,458 But it's serious. We talked about having kids. 745 00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:08,417 Locking lips won't make babies. You have to hide the sausage. 746 00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:11,792 Remember two years ago when Meryl's sister 747 00:51:12,083 --> 00:51:14,042 got shagged on the beach? 748 00:51:14,250 --> 00:51:15,250 You bet! 749 00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:22,458 You need a honey fast. 750 00:51:28,083 --> 00:51:30,042 Camel, you're such a fag! 751 00:51:31,042 --> 00:51:32,375 You jerk. 752 00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:36,792 Excuse me, ma'am... 753 00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:39,917 lt's ages since my last shag. 754 00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:42,750 Let me show you something. 755 00:51:43,583 --> 00:51:44,917 ls that your dad's? 756 00:51:45,458 --> 00:51:48,917 lt's hidden in his files. He'll never find it. 757 00:51:50,042 --> 00:51:51,750 l don't want to watch. 758 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:56,083 Once you can do it for real, this is kind of degrading. 759 00:51:56,667 --> 00:51:58,625 You've done nothing yet, 760 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:00,917 so grab a sock. 761 00:52:03,917 --> 00:52:07,292 The site with all the hot Mums 762 00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:15,292 l have a free afternoon. My kids aren't here. 763 00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:18,917 l'll make the most of it to rub and scrub. 764 00:52:19,958 --> 00:52:21,208 l love it... 765 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,417 when everything's clean. 766 00:52:31,833 --> 00:52:36,042 Hello, is St�phane here? l want to go surfing. 767 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:40,042 He should be back soon. Come in, l'm his mother. 768 00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:41,250 Hello. 769 00:52:43,917 --> 00:52:46,750 Do you mind if l keep on scrubbing? 770 00:52:47,375 --> 00:52:48,333 No. 771 00:53:02,583 --> 00:53:04,000 Oh, no! 772 00:53:04,792 --> 00:53:06,542 l just cleaned it. 773 00:53:07,208 --> 00:53:09,333 lt's all dirty now! 774 00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:32,458 Yes! 775 00:53:49,458 --> 00:53:50,417 Hi. 776 00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:05,917 See you. 777 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,375 l won't wake her 778 00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,458 but tell her... 779 00:54:11,167 --> 00:54:12,292 it was good. 780 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,375 l loved it. 781 00:54:15,875 --> 00:54:16,458 See you, pal. 782 00:54:33,542 --> 00:54:34,792 Know what it is? 783 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,208 You stole all this? What for? 784 00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:38,750 l just leave it here. 785 00:54:38,958 --> 00:54:41,625 l used to collect Pok�mon key-rings 786 00:54:41,833 --> 00:54:43,000 but l stopped. 787 00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:45,625 What do your parents do? 788 00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:49,125 Mum works in an insurance agency 789 00:54:49,625 --> 00:54:51,667 and Dad's an air force pilot. 790 00:54:51,917 --> 00:54:53,375 He drops bombs and stuff. 791 00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:55,542 - They're divorced. - Yeah? 792 00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:57,958 l'd hate it if mine were. 793 00:54:58,958 --> 00:55:00,708 l'd probably leave home. 794 00:55:02,917 --> 00:55:04,875 - Cut it out. - No one can see us. 795 00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:06,708 Stop it! l don't want to! 796 00:55:06,917 --> 00:55:09,833 - l'm sorry. Chill. - What did you jump on me for? 797 00:55:10,417 --> 00:55:12,042 What's with your briefs? 798 00:55:12,250 --> 00:55:14,875 - Nothing. - Why are your hands there? 799 00:55:15,792 --> 00:55:18,792 l know, l'm ugly, l have a big nose, 800 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,875 l have zits, l suck, l disgust you... 801 00:55:22,083 --> 00:55:25,333 lt's not that. You just don't jump on a girl. 802 00:55:25,625 --> 00:55:28,750 Why are your pals Loic and Anas, not Mahmoud or Camel? 803 00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:30,958 You sense these things. 804 00:55:31,167 --> 00:55:33,208 They're more receptive, see. 805 00:55:33,958 --> 00:55:36,708 Things show if a girl's hot for you. 806 00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:38,875 You guys don't see them. 807 00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:41,458 You mean she sort of gurgles? 808 00:55:42,167 --> 00:55:45,875 No, if she does this with her hair, she's interested. 809 00:55:46,167 --> 00:55:47,792 And the black part in her eye... 810 00:55:48,667 --> 00:55:52,125 When it's wide open, that means she wants to do it. 811 00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:18,250 No. 812 00:56:24,708 --> 00:56:25,792 No. 813 00:56:36,667 --> 00:56:37,708 No! 814 00:57:01,042 --> 00:57:02,250 What're you doing? 815 00:57:04,667 --> 00:57:05,708 What're you doing? 816 00:57:05,917 --> 00:57:07,083 Nothing. 817 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:08,833 You jerked off on me? 818 00:57:09,042 --> 00:57:10,750 No. Well, yes... 819 00:57:10,958 --> 00:57:12,375 You jerked off on me! 820 00:57:12,583 --> 00:57:14,125 l'm sorry. 821 00:57:14,667 --> 00:57:17,125 l couldn't stop. Your pupil was so dilated. 822 00:57:17,417 --> 00:57:18,708 You're sick! 823 00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:22,625 You goddam premature pervert! Get outta my home! 824 00:57:22,833 --> 00:57:24,625 Get outta here! 825 00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:36,958 Where's your chick gone? 826 00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:40,750 l really screwed up, dude. l think l traumatised her. 827 00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:41,750 How? 828 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,583 She'll change schools, call the cops or God knows what. 829 00:57:45,792 --> 00:57:46,875 You raped her? 830 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:50,958 Want a banana? 831 00:57:51,750 --> 00:57:52,792 Go on. 832 00:58:04,708 --> 00:58:05,667 Herv�... 833 00:58:06,542 --> 00:58:07,667 l wanted to say... 834 00:58:09,792 --> 00:58:11,708 Want to go out? l love you. 835 00:58:11,917 --> 00:58:12,917 Say that again. 836 00:58:13,167 --> 00:58:14,458 l'm in love with you. 837 00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:17,083 Look at yourself! You're a dog! 838 00:58:17,917 --> 00:58:19,250 Poor cow! 839 00:58:26,375 --> 00:58:28,083 What did he say? Will he? 840 00:58:44,625 --> 00:58:48,375 Ok, stop now, that's enough. 841 00:58:48,792 --> 00:58:50,667 You want to screw Aurore? 842 00:58:51,417 --> 00:58:54,667 You're way too ugly, man. Look at yourself. 843 00:58:55,125 --> 00:58:58,750 Here, let me wipe out all those zits. 844 00:58:59,333 --> 00:59:00,750 What're you doing? 845 00:59:01,375 --> 00:59:04,042 Get lost! Are you out of your mind? 846 00:59:14,875 --> 00:59:18,208 Loic said, ''Gimme your dough, fucker.'' 847 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:22,875 He was shaking him down. Aurore kissed him to defend him. 848 00:59:28,750 --> 00:59:32,542 Aurore gave Herv� 1 0 euros and Loic wanted to take it. 849 00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:34,667 So she started kissing Herv�. 850 00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:40,667 Herv� lent 20 euros to Aurore 851 00:59:40,917 --> 00:59:44,000 and she gave back 1 0 with a kiss for the rest. 852 00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:45,750 So Loic beat him up. 853 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:49,000 Herv� kissed her to pay her back. 854 00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:52,125 Loic got mad and tried to smash his face in. 855 00:59:52,625 --> 00:59:54,500 Keep moving your tongue. 856 00:59:54,875 --> 00:59:56,833 l'm perfecting my technique. 857 00:59:57,500 --> 01:00:00,250 l hear Aurore charges 1 0 euros to lock lips. 858 01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:02,292 Goulven saw Herv� do it. 859 01:00:30,042 --> 01:00:31,042 Sorry. 860 01:00:32,917 --> 01:00:34,792 No, really, a girl! 861 01:00:38,875 --> 01:00:40,917 No, l've never pressured him. 862 01:00:41,167 --> 01:00:43,917 No pressure, totally cool... 863 01:00:45,417 --> 01:00:49,000 She's cute. Her parents threw that party we went to. 864 01:00:49,375 --> 01:00:50,917 The way he held her... 865 01:00:51,583 --> 01:00:53,542 He held her like a man. 866 01:00:54,667 --> 01:00:57,333 Like a man. lt's so weird to see that. 867 01:00:58,375 --> 01:00:59,500 Take care. 868 01:01:02,042 --> 01:01:04,875 Stop telling everyone my private life! 869 01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:07,458 - My little darling... - Give me a break! 870 01:01:08,792 --> 01:01:10,500 You never moaned as a kid. 871 01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:13,583 Get rid of that crap picture. 872 01:01:13,792 --> 01:01:18,042 l love it, you look like, you know... little Maddy... 873 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:24,417 Did you know? 874 01:01:25,125 --> 01:01:26,167 That you're a dick? 875 01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:29,125 You could've told us. 876 01:01:29,333 --> 01:01:31,167 l'm telling you: you're dicks. 877 01:01:33,375 --> 01:01:34,875 Has Aurore got friends for us? 878 01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:37,792 l get first look. l'm onto Laura. 879 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,042 So hands off! 880 01:01:39,292 --> 01:01:41,167 Change exercises! 881 01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:43,958 Hold me tighter or l'll fall. 882 01:01:46,917 --> 01:01:49,042 Let me do it, he'll drop you. 883 01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:50,292 Piss off. 884 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,375 Busy tomorrow afternoon? 885 01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:02,958 Come to my place. 886 01:02:03,625 --> 01:02:04,625 And after.... 887 01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:07,250 We could do what you wanted. 888 01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:09,458 What was that? 889 01:02:10,292 --> 01:02:12,917 We could fuck like crazy. 890 01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,542 l'll have to see. 891 01:02:21,167 --> 01:02:22,625 Aurore, this isn't Club Med! 892 01:02:36,708 --> 01:02:38,083 What's up, Loic? 893 01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:40,375 l banged my nose. l'm ok. 894 01:02:40,917 --> 01:02:42,083 You have two elbows! 895 01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:49,125 There's a problem here! 896 01:02:49,917 --> 01:02:51,667 Serves you right! 897 01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:55,000 Oh, shit. Oh, bugger! 898 01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:59,000 He has two elbows. You have two elbows? 899 01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:03,375 Oh, fucking hell with bells on. What the fuck is this shit? 900 01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:04,667 Not bad. 901 01:03:07,833 --> 01:03:09,833 How's Caroline? Still on her? 902 01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:11,500 No, it's over. 903 01:03:12,167 --> 01:03:13,917 Gone off girls now? 904 01:03:14,583 --> 01:03:17,417 You go out with your Arab pal, Camel? 905 01:03:17,917 --> 01:03:19,833 No, l have a new girlfriend. 906 01:03:20,042 --> 01:03:21,583 Aurore. She's way hot. 907 01:03:21,792 --> 01:03:23,958 Wow, you're lining them up. 908 01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:26,250 l hope you use condoms. 909 01:03:26,750 --> 01:03:30,000 Sure, l even used two once, so l'm safe. 910 01:03:30,292 --> 01:03:31,667 l was like that. 911 01:03:32,167 --> 01:03:35,458 Always up to stuff the others never imagined. 912 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,833 l even slept with two girls at once. 913 01:03:40,042 --> 01:03:43,667 Back in the day, a kiss was the end of the world. 914 01:03:49,750 --> 01:03:51,083 What's that smell? 915 01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:53,833 You stepped in shit? 916 01:03:54,417 --> 01:03:55,583 lt's my sweater. 917 01:03:55,792 --> 01:03:59,542 This stinky stuff drips down from the balcony upstairs. 918 01:04:01,250 --> 01:04:02,917 lt's the airliners. 919 01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:04,583 Their toilets leak. 920 01:04:04,792 --> 01:04:07,458 The building must be on a flight path. 921 01:04:07,667 --> 01:04:09,917 She should dry stuff indoors. 922 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,542 - Dad? - Yeah? 923 01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:17,958 Which one of you chose Herv�? 924 01:04:18,167 --> 01:04:19,125 l did. 925 01:04:19,625 --> 01:04:20,583 lt's a crap name. 926 01:04:20,792 --> 01:04:24,000 Why didn't you call me Loic or Nicolas, say? 927 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:27,958 Your gran loved Herv� Villard. 928 01:04:28,542 --> 01:04:32,208 She died so we changed your name to make her happy. 929 01:04:33,417 --> 01:04:35,417 We'd chosen Yannick for you. 930 01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:36,875 Like Yannick Noah. 931 01:04:37,750 --> 01:04:39,333 But Herv�'s a good name. 932 01:04:41,375 --> 01:04:42,417 Wait right here. 933 01:05:29,167 --> 01:05:32,542 - You don't like it? - l do. Can l put some music on? 934 01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,042 l brought a CD. 935 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:52,417 - Your belly hurts? - No. 936 01:05:52,583 --> 01:05:53,667 Need the can? 937 01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:02,875 This is really wild. 938 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,375 l have to go. 939 01:06:27,667 --> 01:06:28,750 What's up? 940 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:36,333 ''Go on, harder, l'm coming!'' 941 01:06:38,625 --> 01:06:40,125 - Yeah? - You bet! 942 01:06:40,417 --> 01:06:42,042 - You're sure? - She said so. 943 01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:46,042 She said, ''Oh, Herv�, thank you for making me come.'' 944 01:06:47,250 --> 01:06:49,375 Sometimes chicks can fake it. 945 01:06:49,625 --> 01:06:52,208 Only in movies or crap plays. 946 01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:54,792 They fake it in real life too. 947 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,500 Mum fooled Dad that way. 948 01:06:57,167 --> 01:06:58,792 What's a pussy like inside? 949 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:02,083 Well, it's kinda... lt's kinda soft. Well, no. 950 01:07:02,750 --> 01:07:05,958 lt's hard and dry. A lot drier than l thought. 951 01:07:06,167 --> 01:07:08,208 lt's kinda like a nostril. 952 01:07:08,417 --> 01:07:10,667 And a pointy thing enters your cock? 953 01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:14,625 We used a whole box of condoms we did it so much. 954 01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:16,458 A girl on the phone for you. 955 01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:18,458 Who is it? 956 01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:21,583 Hi, how are you? 957 01:07:22,417 --> 01:07:25,542 She's talking dirty? ls she? 958 01:07:28,292 --> 01:07:32,167 Tomorrow... No, tomorrow's not possible. 959 01:07:32,875 --> 01:07:35,333 No, it's not possible at my place. 960 01:07:35,917 --> 01:07:37,292 Yes, it is! 961 01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:40,375 lt's possible! 962 01:07:44,417 --> 01:07:46,458 Ok, we'll do that then. 963 01:07:46,667 --> 01:07:48,000 See you at school. 964 01:07:48,792 --> 01:07:49,833 Yeah, bye. 965 01:07:51,125 --> 01:07:52,875 Shagging again tomorrow? 966 01:07:53,125 --> 01:07:54,292 Shagging again? 967 01:07:56,375 --> 01:07:58,417 Why do you keep people apart? 968 01:07:58,667 --> 01:08:00,958 Why don't you introduce me? 969 01:08:01,958 --> 01:08:03,000 Are you ashamed? 970 01:08:04,042 --> 01:08:06,500 Why wouldn't you come to my place? 971 01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:10,500 We need a little variety or we'll get stuck in a rut. 972 01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:12,167 You're scared. 973 01:08:13,333 --> 01:08:15,750 Scared? l've fucked before. 974 01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:20,708 That'll be us if l stay too long with you. 975 01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:22,083 l don't think so. 976 01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:24,375 That's me over there. 977 01:08:24,625 --> 01:08:26,292 Yeah, really classy... 978 01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:28,625 That's us. 979 01:08:30,375 --> 01:08:32,167 l'll have dumped you by then. 980 01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:34,208 That's you and your son. 981 01:08:35,542 --> 01:08:37,083 He's your son too. 982 01:08:42,167 --> 01:08:43,333 Want to do a runner? 983 01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:44,833 What's that? 984 01:08:45,042 --> 01:08:46,250 We don't pay. 985 01:08:46,667 --> 01:08:47,958 This coffee sucks. 986 01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:49,417 Testing me again? 987 01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:50,875 - Dare you. - Ok. 988 01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:53,458 Let's go. One, two, 989 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,000 three... 990 01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:07,083 What's wit' you, man, lookin' for a beatin'? 991 01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:08,667 What's wit' you? 992 01:09:09,167 --> 01:09:13,333 Hey, pooch-face, on my mother's life, l'll waste you. 993 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:17,000 l've got tongue cramp from all the sex. 994 01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:27,833 Holy fuck... 995 01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:30,667 That's for us! 996 01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:31,958 Sock time. 997 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:01,208 She saw us? 998 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:05,417 - Fucking hell... - We're in deep shit! 999 01:10:06,417 --> 01:10:08,583 They're there. They'll kill us. 1000 01:10:08,792 --> 01:10:10,125 We're sick fucks... 1001 01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:12,792 You're the sick one, man. 1002 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,875 l had a woman, a relationship... 1003 01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:17,583 Tell them we weren't watching them. 1004 01:10:17,792 --> 01:10:18,958 l'll talk to them. 1005 01:10:23,167 --> 01:10:24,083 Hello... 1006 01:10:24,667 --> 01:10:26,000 We did nothing. 1007 01:10:29,250 --> 01:10:30,667 Fuck! 1008 01:10:35,458 --> 01:10:37,542 - That was close. - You said it. 1009 01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:44,625 Dungeons and Dragons... 1010 01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:47,417 No, let's watch porn on your computer. 1011 01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:49,208 No, that sucks. 1012 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:51,500 - DandD is shit. - You're shit. 1013 01:10:52,167 --> 01:10:53,042 lt's shit. 1014 01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:55,292 Busy today? My parents are out. 1015 01:10:55,500 --> 01:10:57,708 l have to go to Benjamin's. 1016 01:10:57,958 --> 01:10:59,208 Can l come? 1017 01:10:59,417 --> 01:11:02,292 We're playing a role game. lt's scary. 1018 01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:04,750 A real game or a computer one? 1019 01:11:05,458 --> 01:11:08,250 - A real game. - lt'll only freak you out. 1020 01:11:08,458 --> 01:11:09,958 l'm not chicken like you. 1021 01:11:10,167 --> 01:11:11,708 - You know role games? - Yeah. 1022 01:11:12,208 --> 01:11:13,375 Come along then. 1023 01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:15,417 Yeah, come. Wild. 1024 01:11:15,667 --> 01:11:17,167 Ok, see you later. 1025 01:11:19,958 --> 01:11:21,000 What's going on? 1026 01:11:21,208 --> 01:11:22,375 She's not yours. 1027 01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:23,792 She's my chick, ok! 1028 01:11:24,042 --> 01:11:25,833 There'll be more action. 1029 01:11:26,042 --> 01:11:28,958 What action? We'll be playing DandD! 1030 01:11:30,833 --> 01:11:31,458 Get down. 1031 01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:34,583 - l'm class rep. - Take off the glasses. 1032 01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:39,208 Oh yes, you're blind. 1033 01:11:39,708 --> 01:11:41,000 Partially sighted. 1034 01:11:41,625 --> 01:11:43,000 Sorry. 1035 01:11:58,875 --> 01:11:59,875 All right. 1036 01:12:01,042 --> 01:12:03,125 l have some sad news for you. 1037 01:12:05,125 --> 01:12:07,917 Your biology teacher died yesterday. 1038 01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:14,458 You may attend his funeral tomorrow if you wish. Ask for passes. 1039 01:12:14,833 --> 01:12:16,792 ls the test still on? 1040 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:18,500 Of course not. 1041 01:12:20,458 --> 01:12:23,333 Can you tell us how he died or not? 1042 01:12:25,583 --> 01:12:26,542 Not. 1043 01:12:35,542 --> 01:12:38,750 Through the thick mists of the realm of Hyrius, 1044 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:43,250 three mercenaries from the distant blasted plains 1045 01:12:43,833 --> 01:12:47,000 arrived at a sacred clearing... 1046 01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,458 Move! 1047 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,417 Do you have to smoke? 1048 01:12:53,667 --> 01:12:55,917 Ok, you reach the clearing... 1049 01:12:56,125 --> 01:12:58,000 ln the middle, a chick. 1050 01:12:58,792 --> 01:12:59,542 An elf! 1051 01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:01,000 What're you doing? 1052 01:13:01,458 --> 01:13:03,667 Zounds, an elf! l hate elves. 1053 01:13:03,917 --> 01:13:05,583 Just a second, Camelius. 1054 01:13:05,792 --> 01:13:09,625 l want to kill her with my little dagger. 1055 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,000 Are you serious? 1056 01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:12,625 Just kidding. 1057 01:13:12,958 --> 01:13:15,167 l go to greet these gentlemen. 1058 01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:16,042 Hold on. 1059 01:13:16,667 --> 01:13:18,250 Do a vigilance throw first. 1060 01:13:21,417 --> 01:13:22,750 Four isn't enough. 1061 01:13:23,375 --> 01:13:24,667 You go over 1062 01:13:25,375 --> 01:13:27,875 without seeing a venomous schnork. 1063 01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:31,833 You step on it, it bites you and you faint. 1064 01:13:32,125 --> 01:13:33,375 That's dumb. 1065 01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:34,958 What do you guys do? 1066 01:13:35,292 --> 01:13:36,250 - l search her. - Me too. 1067 01:13:36,458 --> 01:13:38,167 Throw the die first. 1068 01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:41,958 1 3, good. Search her, 1069 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,292 take her weapon and clothes 1070 01:13:44,750 --> 01:13:46,042 and now she's nude. 1071 01:13:46,667 --> 01:13:47,542 Strip, Aurore. 1072 01:13:48,667 --> 01:13:50,167 Cut it out or else! 1073 01:13:50,375 --> 01:13:51,917 Just kidding. 1074 01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:53,292 What is this shit game? 1075 01:13:53,625 --> 01:13:55,250 Piss off if you don't like it! 1076 01:13:55,542 --> 01:13:56,792 Why am l nude? 1077 01:13:57,042 --> 01:13:59,708 - Who is this bitch? - l'm a bitch now? 1078 01:13:59,917 --> 01:14:02,125 Charging 1 0 euros to snog a guy 1079 01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:05,375 and losing your cherry to Herv� in a park 1080 01:14:05,583 --> 01:14:06,958 lets you ruin this? 1081 01:14:07,167 --> 01:14:09,542 - What? - Camel told us all that. 1082 01:14:09,750 --> 01:14:10,833 Not true. 1083 01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:13,333 Well, it is true. 1084 01:14:13,958 --> 01:14:16,500 - Fucking kids! l'm going! - They're joking. 1085 01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:18,625 Very funny. You're all jerks 1086 01:14:18,833 --> 01:14:20,083 but you're worse. 1087 01:14:20,292 --> 01:14:22,583 You're a goddam perv, you joker! 1088 01:14:29,208 --> 01:14:30,000 Sorry. 1089 01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:31,500 Great atmosphere. 1090 01:14:32,458 --> 01:14:34,125 Let's start again. 1091 01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:38,083 The bloodied banner is raised 1092 01:14:38,750 --> 01:14:42,500 The bloodied banner is raised 1093 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,583 Do you hear there in our fields 1094 01:14:46,792 --> 01:14:50,250 The roar of those fierce fighting men? 1095 01:14:50,458 --> 01:14:52,083 lt's over, totally over. 1096 01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:54,750 lt's ok, you'll find other chicks. 1097 01:14:55,250 --> 01:14:58,375 But she's the woman of my life, see. 1098 01:14:59,208 --> 01:15:03,458 l missed the train and my life's a mess. l'll die alone. 1099 01:15:03,917 --> 01:15:07,042 Form up in serried ranks 1100 01:15:07,458 --> 01:15:11,833 Get used to it. When Dad took the little wheels off my bicycle, 1101 01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:14,125 l couldn't stop crying. 1102 01:15:14,625 --> 01:15:16,083 l know how you feel. 1103 01:15:16,583 --> 01:15:18,250 lt's the end of an era. 1104 01:15:18,708 --> 01:15:20,125 Nostalgia's kicking in. 1105 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,042 Not great. A bit off-key. 1106 01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:25,875 Seven. 1107 01:15:27,333 --> 01:15:30,042 Now a piece by Camel that's called... 1108 01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:32,667 ''Exoskeleton Total Destruction''. 1109 01:16:21,208 --> 01:16:22,750 So l told him, 1110 01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:24,250 ''You're worse.'' 1111 01:16:24,458 --> 01:16:27,042 What did he do? Did he feel dumb? 1112 01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:29,083 No, he didn't say a thing. 1113 01:16:29,292 --> 01:16:30,750 He just stared at me. 1114 01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:34,500 Nude and unconscious... He could've helped you. 1115 01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:36,042 You said it. 1116 01:16:36,292 --> 01:16:41,292 When you see Herv�, with his crap hair, he looks horrible. 1117 01:16:41,667 --> 01:16:43,250 But deep down he's cute. 1118 01:16:46,958 --> 01:16:48,250 l don't believe it. 1119 01:16:58,875 --> 01:16:59,708 Hi, Herv�. 1120 01:17:00,375 --> 01:17:01,000 Hi. 1121 01:17:01,208 --> 01:17:02,417 How's it going? 1122 01:17:03,750 --> 01:17:05,958 You're a real ape. You're gross! 1123 01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:10,375 Really cool! Thanks! 1124 01:17:12,583 --> 01:17:14,167 What's her problem? 1125 01:17:16,375 --> 01:17:18,625 Well then, you had reached 1126 01:17:19,167 --> 01:17:22,583 human reproduction, l think, with Mr Salkarian. 1127 01:17:22,792 --> 01:17:23,875 All right... 1128 01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:27,000 Coitus. 1129 01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:30,333 She got on the bus, sat down opposite me 1130 01:17:30,625 --> 01:17:33,083 and l could tell there was something. 1131 01:17:33,292 --> 01:17:35,458 She started pushing her hair back 1132 01:17:35,667 --> 01:17:39,000 behind her ear. l stared into her right eye 1133 01:17:39,208 --> 01:17:41,167 and her pupil was dilated. 1134 01:17:41,375 --> 01:17:43,708 l sat next to her and picked her up. 1135 01:17:44,375 --> 01:17:46,208 Total Tunisian style. 1136 01:17:46,417 --> 01:17:47,458 Yeah. 1137 01:17:47,875 --> 01:17:49,083 Hey, man! 1138 01:17:52,875 --> 01:17:54,125 You dumped Aurore? 1139 01:17:54,333 --> 01:17:55,917 No, she dumped me. 1140 01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:57,583 But l don't care. 1141 01:17:57,833 --> 01:18:00,083 Rubbish, you dumped her. 1142 01:18:00,292 --> 01:18:02,417 You have a new girl now. 1143 01:18:02,708 --> 01:18:05,792 - Was it you or her? - You wouldn't understand. 1144 01:18:18,583 --> 01:18:20,583 The laundry's filthy. 1145 01:18:23,708 --> 01:18:25,042 Covered in it. 1146 01:18:35,792 --> 01:18:38,625 Wave the flags in the stadium 1147 01:18:38,833 --> 01:18:41,708 And beat the drum for Rennes! 1148 01:18:42,125 --> 01:18:44,917 When the Mordelles end goes wild 1149 01:18:45,208 --> 01:18:48,000 Go, Rennes! We're animals 1150 01:18:49,667 --> 01:18:51,708 Turn your tongue the other way. 1151 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,375 Sorry. 1152 01:18:53,583 --> 01:18:55,333 No smoking. 1153 01:18:55,542 --> 01:18:56,792 lt's not lit. 1154 01:18:57,875 --> 01:18:59,458 - Not afraid of cancer? - l am. 1155 01:19:00,292 --> 01:19:02,542 l'm afraid. l'm gonna die. 1156 01:19:03,375 --> 01:19:04,250 Drink up. 1157 01:19:11,375 --> 01:19:13,583 - Want to do a runner? - What's that? 1158 01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:17,750 One, two, three... 1159 01:19:23,375 --> 01:19:25,167 Can we pay, please? 1160 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:29,375 An Arab into heavy metal. You don't like rap? 1161 01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:33,042 No, it's because l feel closer to Satan in my mind. 1162 01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:36,708 You played really well. You take lessons? 1163 01:19:36,917 --> 01:19:40,042 With the Baby Violators' old guitarist. 1164 01:19:40,583 --> 01:19:41,667 No kidding? 1165 01:19:42,708 --> 01:19:45,167 The guys who burn chickens on stage? 1166 01:19:45,542 --> 01:19:46,542 You know them? 1167 01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:48,750 l have all their albums. 1168 01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:49,542 Yeah? 1169 01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:03,583 That's your scooter? 1170 01:20:03,875 --> 01:20:05,583 - Hi. - Since when? 1171 01:20:05,792 --> 01:20:06,833 Yesterday. 1172 01:20:07,417 --> 01:20:09,167 You don't take the bus now? 1173 01:20:09,375 --> 01:20:12,667 No. l'll need a scooter at high school anyway. 1174 01:20:12,958 --> 01:20:13,875 lt's wicked. 1175 01:20:14,083 --> 01:20:16,292 l keep hitting car doors for now. 1176 01:20:17,875 --> 01:20:20,083 By the way, l wanted to say... 1177 01:20:21,042 --> 01:20:21,792 l love you. 1178 01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:24,333 - What? - l love you. 1179 01:20:24,583 --> 01:20:26,958 l was a jerk and all before 1180 01:20:27,167 --> 01:20:29,250 but l've lived through stuff now 1181 01:20:29,458 --> 01:20:31,000 and so l know. 1182 01:20:31,417 --> 01:20:34,667 Before, l just wasn't used to it but now... 1183 01:20:35,292 --> 01:20:36,375 l love you, like. 1184 01:20:38,917 --> 01:20:40,833 Let's just be friends. 1185 01:20:52,833 --> 01:20:53,792 Coming? 1186 01:20:56,542 --> 01:20:59,083 You're crying? He's crying. 1187 01:20:59,292 --> 01:21:00,667 The big baby! 1188 01:21:00,875 --> 01:21:02,708 Only babies cry, dude. 1189 01:21:03,458 --> 01:21:05,542 You're not a baby, ok. 1190 01:21:36,833 --> 01:21:37,917 Next! 1191 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:43,500 Here, honey. 1192 01:21:44,083 --> 01:21:45,208 Thanks, Mum. 1193 01:21:56,917 --> 01:22:00,542 - Who are you? - Your loyal wife, Sire. 1194 01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:02,958 Swear! Damn yourself in fear! 1195 01:22:03,958 --> 01:22:05,208 Bitch... 1196 01:22:13,125 --> 01:22:16,042 The Greatest No-Global Poems 1197 01:22:16,458 --> 01:22:19,125 No, l said no less than 650,000. 1198 01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:23,167 l'll call you back. 1199 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,083 Aurore? 1200 01:22:34,125 --> 01:22:35,042 Herv�... 1201 01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:38,500 lt's been ages. What's new? 1202 01:22:38,708 --> 01:22:41,500 As you see, l sell shoes here. 1203 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:43,708 And you? 1204 01:22:44,458 --> 01:22:45,625 l'm in real estate. 1205 01:22:46,208 --> 01:22:51,167 And so l suggest meeting for lunch near where she works. 1206 01:22:51,333 --> 01:22:53,750 We'll have gone our separate ways 1207 01:22:53,958 --> 01:22:57,875 and then meet up. We leave our lives and get back together. 1208 01:22:58,208 --> 01:22:59,500 We start over. 1209 01:23:00,625 --> 01:23:02,875 - What d'you think? - l'm texting someone. 1210 01:23:03,083 --> 01:23:06,167 No mobiles in the car. You'll get brain tumours. 1211 01:23:06,375 --> 01:23:08,583 Mobiles are really dangerous. 1212 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,250 Cut it out. 1213 01:23:10,792 --> 01:23:11,833 You heard her. 1214 01:23:22,042 --> 01:23:24,292 Don't stop at the gate. Keep driving. 1215 01:23:24,667 --> 01:23:25,875 Pain in the ass. 1216 01:23:36,375 --> 01:23:37,583 Kissy! 1217 01:23:41,042 --> 01:23:42,917 Toe the line, ok. 1218 01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:48,583 Wait outside at 5. Even if we're late, just wait. 1219 01:23:52,292 --> 01:23:53,292 See you, kid! 1220 01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:06,833 Hi. 1221 01:24:12,958 --> 01:24:14,000 How's it going?